funny wisdom

I just couldn’t let the milestone of Little Boy Blue’s high school graduation go by without showing some of the pictures. This week I’ve got some words of wisdom I knew an 18 year old male could¬†really appreciate. (And no, these aren’t mine, I found them from some anonymous person on the internet.)

1. If you’re too open minded … your brains fall out.

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2. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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3. No man has been shot while doing dishes.

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4. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

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5. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

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6. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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7. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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8. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

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9. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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10. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

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11. You’ll love deadlines…especially the ‘whooshing’ sound they make as they fly by.

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12. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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13. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

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