And today I’ll share with you 13 reasons I think chocolate is better than sex.
2. A bag of M&M’s brings you multiple pleasure… every time.
3. I never had to pretend a cheap piece of chocolate was “the best I ever had”.
4. No busy day, foul mood, menstrual cramps or headache ever kept me from eating chocolate.
5. A hersey’s miniature never tried to pass itself off as a full-sized candy bar.
6. I’ve never woken up in the morning with a strange box of chocolates in my bed.
8. I never had to wait until the kids were in bed to enjoy chocolate.
9. I’ve never pretended chocolate satisfied my craving just to spare someone’s feelings.
10. A box of chocolates lasts a really long time.
11. Let’s face it… you can have chocolate anywhere. Even your grandma’s house.
12. I’ve never been embarrassed that someone overheard me enjoying a piece of chocolate.
13. I’ve never had an awkward moment of silence after eating a Dove bar wondering if it was a good decision.