This is a little something I tripped over this week in my inbox. I thought you might enjoy a little humor about life (okay, mostly about women and sex … which is why I find them so amusing.)

1. “Ah yes, divorce from the Latin meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams

rilassamento in un centro benessere2. “You know ‘that look’ that women get when they want sex? Yeah, me neither.”
Steve Martin

3. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Woody Allen

4. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for having a date on Saturday night.”
–Rodney Dangerfield

5. “Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
–George Burns

6. “Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.”
–Sharon Stone
 

7. “My girlfriend always laughs during sex—no matter what she’s reading.”
–Steve Jobs

Erotik8. “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
–Barbara Bush

9. “My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
-Jack Nicholson

10. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
-Billy Crystal

11. “According to a new survey women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
–Robert DeNiro

12. “Instead of getting married again I’m just going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
-Rod Stewart

13. “See the problem is, God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at time.
-Robin Williams

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